Friday, April 24, 2020

Will We Ever Get Back To "The Before Time"?

As of April 17, about 20M Americans were filing for unemployment.  As Stephen Colbert said, too bad Donald Trump isn't one of them.

Trevor:  "Wash your hands.....before you pick your nose."
Trevor again:  "Remember that you can save toilet paper by peeing in the shower."

A new verb:  "Smize" - Smile with your eyes (necessary because of people using masks in public)

Today (April 20) is the beginning of week 6 of shelter-in-place around here.  Being retired, there is plenty of opportunity to get into a rhythm of my own and not be impacted by what's happening outside.  But this is different.  There isn't much going on anywhere to allow distinction of days.  It's pretty much the same without work at home or online school for me.  But now, there's literally nothing to distinguish one day from another.  I'm still riding most days.  We shop once a week.  Caryn is home and either does some work or reads if not doing at home exercise.  I don't see her going off to crew or karate, which helps define a day of the week.  Maybe garbage pickup?  That is on Friday and hasn't changed.  We can't even look forward to a short trip or visitors or a happy hour.  So it's a bit weird not being able to say where or when we are in this undefined continuum of COVID time.


More observations:

- Masks are now required for everyone outside (except when exercising).  A whole new fashion sense is growing up around them.

- Businesses are still hanging on, but many have taken to asking for financial help.  GoFundMe is pretty common.

- Public parks and trails continue to be crowded on weekends (and other times).  People need to get out.  Some people are protesting to open up their cities or states and trump is encouraging them, even though this could lead to more deaths.  Smart, eh?  Georgia says it's going to open some businesses and then trump says that's irresponsible.  Which is it, Donald?

- There will be books written on more administration fuckups.  There are some glimmers of hope, but the man has been using the daily press conferences as rallying events.  It's all about him, even as people die.  One press conference lasted over 2 hours.  He showed a video to the press corps showing how many good things he's done since this started.  It's all about me......

- Only Trump could take a moment in history when it should be "us" (the world, not just the country) vs. a common enemy (coronavirus? aliens?) and make it him vs. everyone else.  He's found that this is the right time to be fighting against other countries, his scientific advisors, state governors, the WHO, Congress, Democrats (politicians and voters) and likely many more.  As the April 21st NYTimes headline accurately said "How Abortion, Guns, and Church Closings Made Coronavirus a Culture War".  Amazing.  Just fucking amazing.  Ughhh.

- As of April 24th, the US has passed 890,000 people infected with COVID 19 and 50,000 deaths.  And what does Trump do?  He repeats some incorrect and possibly deadly news about a remedy, as espoused by some wing nut evangelical, that says people should inject and/or swallow bleach and disinfectant.  WTF????  Is this for real??  This is for real.  We're at a new low in many ways and he's leading us there.  Un-fucking-believable.

- On a better note, the roads are still pretty quiet, so we now sometimes see people riding bikes who rarely or never ride.  Including little kids with their parents.  On the road, not just on trails.  I hope this opportunity keeps them interested and it sticks.  It really does prove that people want to ride, but are typically scared off by traffic.  If we can just keep some of the safety after we return to "normal times", maybe these folks will continue to ride.  (Side note:  gas (oil) use is so low that the bottom is falling out of the value of oil on the stock market.  It hit -$37/barrel.  Yes, a negative value.  Even with cheap gas, people are riding their bikes!)  A few cities are closing streets to through traffic (residents can drive there) to allow for more bike and pedestrian space with social distancing.  74 miles in Oakland.  ~10 miles in San Francisco.  Minneapolis and Denver too.  And then there was a nice article in the SF Chron by John King explaining that Berkeley has had a similar system in place for close to 50 years by virtue of the bollards on certain streets.  Seems this could be an unintentional, but useful model for other cities!

What will the next couple of weeks bring?  Stay tuned.

Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Anther 10 Days....Another World


Masks were not necessary unless you were sick for the better part of 3 weeks.  Now masks are suggested for anyone leaving their house.  But not the N95 masks....save those for medical workers.  Make your own, they say.  This was suggested by trump, who wasn't wearing a mask, while standing next to members of his COVID 19 Task Force.  Idiot.

California is currently looking better than NYC for infections and deaths.  But is that because we haven't tested as many?  Or because of early SIP?  It'll take time to know why.

It's very hard to keep up with the daily changes.  News abounds.  Or should I say, information abounds.  But is it all real???

One big story is the relieving of the CO of the aircraft carrier Teddy Roosevelt (Brett Crozier from Santa Rosa), for writing a letter (that got out to the papers) notifying the Navy that there were 100+ sailors on board with the virus.  He was protecting his crew and gets dumped.  Hmmm.  Fallout is just starting.  By the next day (April 4), he had 90,000 people supporting him online.  Book deal?  Movie?  Egg on your face, SecNav??  (Well, the next day, the SecNav resigned.  And the CO is now infected.  Oops.)

I'm constantly daydreaming about the changes happening as I write this blog.  I don't think there's really anything that has NOT changed.  Many institutions, whether local, state, federal, private.  Schools from K-PhD.  The stock market.  Restaurants.  Small independent stores, large big box stores, malls.  Performance spaces.  Nightclubs.  Literally ALL sporting events, from kids to the pros are cancelled.  Public offices - closed.  Parks, all the way up to National Parks.  Even tolls (just pass thru....we'll mail the bill to you.)  Any family related event from dinners to funerals (lockdown).  Many, many jobs, especially hourly jobs.  Gig jobs - gone.  The ability to work from home doesn't count you out.  If there's no customers to sell goods to, there is no need to manufacture stock.   The essential jobs include medical, police, fire, grocery stores, post offices, liquor stores (I think), bike shops (!), public transit and gas stations.  Speaking of public transit, because so few are working or traveling, public transit is getting into a fiscal bind with 90% or so of it revenue stream down.  So, schedule cuts are happening.  Regardless, it's unfathomable the breadth of impacts this thing has wrought throughout the world.  Yes, the world.  There's no escaping it for the foreseeable future.

Today, I heard a story about a 51 year old healthy NYC guy who had run 83 marathons over the past 20 years who was infected and died, just days later.  This is unusual, as it typically infects older, compromised people (many smokers).  But it's certainly not exclusive to that demographic.  The sign of the times remains "Stay home and if you cannot, than stay at least 6 feet apart."

PS  April 9 news.  Now we're at 16.6M people nationally claiming unemployment.  Up from 10M just a few days ago.  Yikes.

Adding to new words/phrases for this "special time", we obviously have "zoom" for video chatting.  But it's also become a verb.  And how about "contact tracing", which is the process of collecting peoples' location info using their cell phones.  Actually it's not location, but with bluetooth, they can see track if one person was (past tense) near someone who was later infected.  And then they can notify each other.  In other countries, I think they actually tracked people with their GPS, which could be more nefarious.  But don't forget "contact tracing".....I think we'll all know about it soon.

The Administration keeps pulling stuff out of its ass during this pandemic.  It seems to be all about getting the economy going again, regardless of whether people will die.  "Let's get back to work!  Let's have sports!  It's a tradeoff we need to take!"  For a tally of all the BS, it's best to check this webpage out.  (In fact, it's a good to catch up any questions about the whole presidential term.)  https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/

Risk.  It's something we in the US use a lot in finance, environmental cleanups and I'm sure many other disciplines.  In cleanups, the world I worked in for 24 years, the policy was particularly strict in that a very small cancer risk from a spilled compound would dictate how a cleanup was triggered.  Sometimes it seemed like overkill (a teaspoon of TCE in an Olympic sized swimming pool was too much.)  But I also understood the concept behind it, that these cancer causing compounds shouldn't be in water delivered to people who had no choice.  It was not voluntary, so yes, it had to be cleaned up no matter how low the levels seemed.  I believe the same concept is being applied to COVID 19.  The world has shut down because governments have pretty much agreed that the estimated infections and resulting death tolls without intervention would be beyond acceptable.  Other viruses cause deaths.  Cigarettes cause deaths.  Car crashes cause death.  But many of those are either by choice (smoking) or not high enough.  It was estimated that COVID 19 would cross a threshold of unacceptability.  So here we are, in week 5 of shelter in place, at least in California, with no real end in sight.  Deaths have happened here in California.  But NYC, where SIP didn't happen early enough, the death toll is much much worse.  So maybe it's actually working here.  Do we open the society, economy, venues soon?  Not so soon.  If the curve is flattened, that's great.  But the asymptote takes awhile to get low enough to avoid a recurrence (that happened with the Spanish Flu in 1918).  So, we are still in the world of unknowns, fighting against those who only worry about money.

Cycling?  Oh, cycling!  We're still doing ok here with cycling.  Luckily, since that's our medicine.  I've been refraining from riding with too many people, taking most rides solo or with Caryn or just one other person.  It's not a hard and fast rule or even required.  I don't know.....I just worry about perception more than actual risk.  Seems like a slap in the face of so many people stuck inside.  (Even if they are allowed outside.)  So, while I continue to ride, but hopefully in an acceptable manner.

Thursday, April 2, 2020

Wow. That was only 10 days?

Ok, so I posted back about 10 days ago, giving you my take on the state of things as affected by the coronavirus.  The world is different.  Again.  Because 10 days have passed.  Here are more random thoughts and observations.

- 51,000 people have died in 181 countries.
- Over 1M people are infected.
- The rise in both is exponential in many locations and is just arriving in 3rd world countries, where health care is minimal.
- 10M people in the US have filed for unemployment, more than anytime since the Great Depression.
- The Shelter-in-Place is getting more serious here in the US, especially in Calif.
- Even though our clueless, ratings driven president seems to be finally getting the seriousness of this pandemic, many of his followers (and enablers) continue to believe this is a hoax, which will lead to more infections and deaths.  Fucking amazing.
- The definition of what is "essential business" is shrinking.
- The 6' rule continues.
- Few people are working (well, unless you can work at home)
- Exercise is still permitted here, but in some countries (Spain, Italy), you cannot leave your house except to get food.  Dogs cannot even be walked in some places.
- The stock market is acting in whipsaw fashion, rising and falling by up to 2000 points in a day.
- It's current level is still about 30% down from its peak, which was just weeks ago.
- Roads are very quiet.
- Air pollution is down.
- Crime is down (even criminals are stuck home).  At least for now.
- Concern about domestic violence is rising.
- Shopping is a challenge, with lines to keep the crowds down in the stores and there's still a run on paper products (especially TP).  Unbelievable.
- Assisted living homes are off limits to visitors or people getting out to avoid potentially infecting those who are highest risk.
- Internet sensations are being created, as people have lots of free time on their hands to make crazy videos, etc.
- Neighbors are more friendly with meetups at 6pm, bear searches for kids, and singing at various hours.
- People are thanking those who continue to work (medical, grocery stores, police and fire, mail, etc.)
- No end is in sight, except to say its at least going to be in effect in California until May 3rd.
- Our trips to Paso Robles (April) and DC (May) are cancelled.  Europe in July is officially still on, but we're having our doubts.
- We can still ride bikes, but just today, San Mateo county has asked that people ride no more than 5 miles from home.  Solo riding is encouraged to help with social distancing.
- The biggest concern about cycling seems to be the concern that if you crash, you'll be taking a hospital spot and that means you'd perhaps be exposing yourself to Covid (and taking a bed).
- What's next?  Who knows?  We'll do our best to do our part to be safe.  We continue to ride outside and exercise inside as well.  For now.
- Be well.


Friday, March 20, 2020

Things have slowed down in the world. Can I get off now?

As of mid-March, the storm had arrived.  Pi Day, the Ides of March and St. Patty's Day seemed non-existent.  The first day of spring?  No one really noticed.  What a crazy couple of weeks.  The new coronavirus (Covid 19) is now the real deal here in California.  Having been in the news for the better part of two months, but remote because it hadn't really hit here in the States, it is now front and center, regardless of what our inept president or the right wing news media said about a hoax.  Stupid fux.  The Bay Area was first and now the whole state of California is in a "shelter-in-place" (SIP) mode and of course, many of us cyclists wonder what that meant for biking.  That's really the connection to the blog, but first I just wanted to offer my thoughts, observations, etc. from this time.  It's all changing really fast, so this entry will be dated soon.  But it might be interesting to read a little time capsule in a few years time, when we're hopefully past this whole thing.  And on we go.

Thoughts and Observations

-  It's hard to imagine anything being so impactful, mostly in a negative way, to the way we live our lives.  It's officially a viral pandemic, so it's affecting the world.  Not just a region or a state or a country.  But the world!  And it's not something you can escape, like a war or hurricane or earthquake or locusts (which is wiping out crops in east Africa right now).  But it's here.  And invisible.  You can't see it or any physical impacts.  You can't even see if someone is infected.  You just know that it's out there and you have to be aware and abide by the "hand washing" and "social distancing" guidelines.

- Wash you hands.  Keep 6 feet away from those you don't live with.  Don't go to work.  No restaurants, public gatherings, meetings, etc.  Don't leave your house unless absolutely necessary (it's ok to shop for food or go to the hospital).  How is this possible in a modern society?  Some people have to work....public works, garbage, food store workers, hospital workers.  The can go.  But they rest of us are going to get real close to our families or learn to hate them.  Those are the SIP rules.  Enforceable?  Yes, but.....

- One of the exceptions is that you can go out to exercise and get some fresh air or walk the dog.  So, what about cycling?  You don't have to be in a big pack to get a ride.  You can ride solo.  You get fresh air and it's mentally good for you too.  After a day or two of people speculating about this online, a number of bike advocacy groups starting posting clarification that it was ok.  They consulted with the counties and it was deemed acceptable.  Thank goodness!  This is not the case in some European countries, where it is currently much more deadly, so the restrictions are more of a lockdown than a SIP.  You can be charged a fine in Italy or Spain for riding your bike.  So far, here we can ride.  And we have been.

-  UC Berkeley surprised everyone just about 10 days ago by going to online classes to avoid crowds.  Originally, that was it, but now all buildings and workers are asked to not come in.  And dorms have pretty much cleared out.  Same for many universities across the country.  Many college kids have gone home for the year and it's only March.  And city schools in most places (K-12) are also closed indefinitely.  Which brings me to KALX, the radio station.  It took a series of increasingly restrictive moves, but we went automated as of Tuesday, March 16.  KALX DJs are coming out of the woodwork by recording shows at home for future broadcast (and clogging up our inboxes with lots of yacking), but it shows peoples' love of music.  And it's great that we're still on the air!

- So.....no work, no school, no public gatherings.  People can't work, so people can't spend money.  The stock market is a big fucking mess.  It's schitzo, but as of today, it's dropped to levels below what it was when trump took office over three years ago.  More than 30% down.  Granted it was due for a correction, but not all in a week!  The administration's reaction?  It's been both late, foolish and irresponsible, but that's material for the history books.

- I keep bringing it back to "we've never seen anything like this before". And the big question is "how long will it last"?  Health and economic issues of the world are hanging in the balance.  Certainly, people are dying, but I'm not so worried about us.  It seems to most adversely affect already-compromised older folks.  In-laws could certainly be affected.  One overwhelming observation is that while life is changing, when you go outside, it seems that nothing has visibly changed.  Except that it is more quiet and most people seem more patient, polite and friendly.  Sometimes positive things can come out of a disaster?  I guess so.

- Businesses can't open.  So people can't work.  People don't make money.  People can't pay bills.  Can so much be affected by this virus?  Health.  Hospitals.  Pro and college sports.  Business.  Airlines. Travel and tourism.  Entertainment.  The stock market.  All shut down.  Except for guns and toilet paper, whose sales are through the roof.  I feel like I'm starting to repeat myself, but this sh*t is real.

- I have to admit that I was skeptical of the importance or seriousness of this whole thing for awhile.  Who would have guessed that so many changes could happen so fast and affect so much in our lives?  Or how crazy those Chinese were for building complete hospitals in days to care for the victims.  What started there (trump constantly reminds us of that) is now affecting most all countries at an exponential rate.  I don't want to say I've ever agreed with Trump.  He was poopooing this until just a few days ago, egged on by Fox news.  I also had my doubts about its authenticity a few weeks ago.  But my opinion all changed long before the Administration got religion.  The paper still publishes occasional letters from people who think too much has already been sacrificed economically.  But the message is that to contain this thing, it takes drastic measures.  Let's just hope it's not too little too late.

- I heard my first big conspiracy theory today, which was bound to happen.  The national guard, the military, FEMA, etc. are all being told to get ready for at least a 30 day deployment and the whole country will be on lockdown.  Get ready for riots and looting.  No wonder guns are selling so fast.  Sheesh.  Stay calm and enjoy a slower pace of life and your family for once, even though those chanting "The End is Near" are starting to smile.  Don't make the "end" be a self fulfilling prophecy.

- Before getting back to cycling, I saw this in the comments section of NY Times op-ed by David Brooks.  It expresses hope that things will go on, regardless of this pandemic.  It referenced Camus' "The Plague" and seemed like a hopeful thought for these times.

ETUDE ON A PANDEMIC The world is afraid and so am I but this morning at the park I met a woman pushing a stroller and as we chatted from an appropriate distance her son climbed out and chased a squirrel into a tree where he stood and screamed into the high branches: Hello! We laughed and his mother said: He’s in charge of waking the squirrels. All of them. And then I came home and sat on the porch at the glass topped table with the rusty frame and sipped my coffee and watched the pollen stirring like golden dust and the sunlight slicing a leaf with shadow and the breeze stirring a fleck of incandescent orange and black into the air where it fluttered round the yard and hovered over the table like a dove while I sat with my cold coffee waiting for the world to end but nothing happened except a bee settled on the lip of my cup and wandered the edge of this beautiful morning with me. The world is afraid but the bee hummed, filling the cup and reminding me: we are alive and that is enough if only we live.


- Back to cycling.  The reason for this silly blog (everything seems silly these days, doesn't it?) is to pontificate about bikes and bike rides.  Until recently, I had 4 big ride trips planned this year.  The Paso Robles 4 day trip (which is replacing the MDR).  The "Feral Ride", which is a ride down the coast like the MDR, but with just a handful of people and no sag.  The three day GAP/C&O Trail ride with Eric from Pittsburgh to DC, all on trails.  And finally, the HC ride in Austria and Slovenia with Aigars and friends in July.  Will any of these happen now??  Gosh, let's hope so!  Even though we are talking about events that are months away, events are being cancelled all over the place.  So we shall see.  That said, even though the State of California is now officially under SIP, we hope to still do fun local rides to keep healthy and sane (sans snot rockets).  Maybe we'll have to live with just those rides for awhile.  And maybe that wouldn't be the end of the world.  But I've still got my fingers crossed and my tires pumped up.  And finally, I like this old poster so much because it is so applicable to the times, that I'm going to post it again!


Saturday, March 14, 2020

Cycling Trips Go Beyond Cycling

Spending hours on end with a person or group of folks takes a bit more than cycling compatibility.  Keeping up a conversation can be a challenge for 30 minutes, never mind 8-10 hours.  And then there's the off the bike time!  I'll be challenging myself that way this spring more than once, as I do a few bike trips with folks on multi-day tours.  Work topics, family, politics, technical talk.  Even just bike talk.  Will we get sick of each other?  We'll see how it goes!

Well, I wrote the above a couple of weeks ago and stashed it away as a draft.  Wow.....has a lot changed since then, in this time of coronavirus.  With the world hunkering down and practicing "social distancing" protocols and standing still for so many events, maybe it's time to re-think these group bike trips.  That said, I have to say that cycling has got to be one of the healthiest ways to exist now, more than ever.  It's in the fresh air, it can be done solo, and it's still a way to remain fit.  We'll see where this ends up, but I think everyone agrees (except maybe our wacky administration), we are in the middle of some weird and unpredictable times.  That said, I'm going to keep riding.  And keep the snot-rockets to a minimum.


Sunday, February 9, 2020

Have Travel, Will Bike....even if you have to rent it!

Maybe someday you'll reach the moon!

First off, I should say that as far as cycling is concerned, I'm fully healed from November 2018's pelvis crunch crash.  It took me off the bike for 3 months, but I'm back in my happy place riding most days.  And if you include my trainer time, I clocked over 8400 miles for 2019.   I'm feeling good about that!

Back to this entry.  After doing a two day ride with a small pack in DC in 2018, I made a mental note (pseudo resolution) to try and do at least one special ride every month, including some that were overnight with the pack.  Big bike trips were fine too!  But aiming for the occasional small overnight trip seemed attainable.  Well, that didn't quite pan out in 2019.  But it's always fun to try and squeeze in some sort of a ride when on a vacation.  Better yet, it's fun to take a cycling vacation!  I had some pretty good success doing this in 2019.  I had some other good ones too, like the Berkeley to Davis ride, the Napa Century (80 mile version) and an "almost around the Bay" ride with Steve (83 miles).  Here is a quick summary of some of my away-from-home rides for last year.

- Solvang (a few days of spring riding with Caryn, Dan, Lauren and Jeff)
- Washington, DC (took the Moots and cruised around for a week)
- Florida (used my "Florida based" orange Trek while visiting family)
- Memorial Day Ride to Santa Barbara (4 days on what's turned out to be the final "official" MDR)
- Spain (Hard Core Cycling trip in northern Spain...a story by itself!)
- France (a few borrowed bikes for a few miles in Bordeaux)
- Monterey to Avila Beach (overnight trip with John and Frank)
- Santa Rosa to Stewarts Point & return (using SMART train to get to Santa Rosa with Mark)
- Connecticut Trip (with the Moots)
- Boston (OK, not much.  But I borrowed Rachel's bike and discovered some Arlington trails.)

A MILESTONE!

It all started after graduating from college in 1979.  After hitting 40 years of riding in 2019 and having had some big mileage post-retirement years, I got the urge to add up my lifetime cycling mileage.  Well, at least get a good estimate!  I've been writing down my rides for years, long before strava existed.  I'm only missing the first year (1979) and give an estimate of 1000 miles for that 6 month period after getting my first bike for graduation (Motobecane Mirage).   So, from the stats below, I come up with 245,770 miles in those 40 years (actually 40.5 years).  It's actually a bit more with recent trainer time for my late 2018 surgery recovery.  It's looking like I've ridden more than enough to get past the moon, which is about 238,900 miles from Earth.  Here's to doubling that and getting home! (~500k miles).



Year 
Miles  
Year 
Miles  
Year 
Miles  
Year 
Miles  








1979
1000






1980
1900
1990
7497
2000
5482
2010
6029
1981
2423
1991
7683
2001
4646
2011
6028
1982
2000
1992
6151
2002
5596
2012
6681
1983
3193
1993
6345
2003
5523
2013
7696 
(strava - 7831.4)
1984
5904
1994
5530
2004
6275
2014
6094 
(strava - 6196.2)
1985
6305
1995
4170
2005
5814
2015
7606 
(strava - 7612.2)
1986
5600
1996
6041
2006
6019
2016
8489 
(strava - 8504.7)
1987
6877
1997
6060
2007
6276
2017
10093 
(strava - 10105.1)
1988
8283
1998
5501
2008
6010
2018
8933 
(strava - 8816)
1989
6833
1999
5420
2009
5449
2019
7830 
(strava - 8410.9,  
~600 miles on trainer)



Thursday, February 7, 2019

When Gravity Wins

It'd be best if this post never has to be updated.  Recently, a cycling friend of mine who was visiting me as I recovered, mentioned that he's had 15 bike crashes since he started riding.  "You keep track?", I asked.  "Yeah....I wrote a blog about them."  Hmm.  Why would anyone do that?  Sharing the pain maybe?  I thought, what the hell?  I can do the same.  Why not?  But like I said, let's hope this thing never needs any updating.  Here's my "Oh shit!" list.

1.  Any crashes back east?  I can't recall right now, except for the one on a sting ray at dad's when I was about 10 years old.  I had another kid (Porky) on the seat and we were going down a hill when I hit some sand and crashed.  I got a bloody cut above my eye, sharing the crap out of my parents.  They were more scared than I remember being scared.  And the other kid was laughing.

2.  Mt. bike crash in Annadel with Brian.  Maybe 1990.  I was wearing a camelback.  All I remember is doing an endo and landing softly on the camelback.  Sublime!

3.  Fall, 1994.  Weeks after Brendan was born.  I must have taken it too hot, but I slid out while descending Spruce on the left hand turn near Southampton Road.  Road rash.  Ouch.

4.  Maybe late 90s.  Just after a bathroom break in Tilden Park near the Brazil Room, on a ride with Brian (again!) and Caryn, somehow Brian and I tangled wheels and I had a slow speed fall and he landed on top of me.  No harm done.

5.  Around 2006, Aquatic Park, San Francisco.  While riding at the Blue Angels show with Brendan, I caught my front wheel in the RR tracks that veer off towards the seating area at the waterfront near the Maritime Museum.  I was on my fixie to make recovering even less possible.  Boom!  I landed right on my elbow.  I had a camera in my pocket that took a hit, but survived.  My shorts ended up with a hole from the camera.  My elbow hurt for weeks, but eventually recovered.

6.  May 2009.  While finishing up day 2 of the Memorial Day Ride, at about mile 90 in San Simeon, Bernie crossed wheels with someone and crashed in front of me.  I had nowhere to go but over these other two cyclists, but missed the bunny hop and flipped over, landing right on my left shoulder and breaking my collar bone.  Riccardo was behind me and said it was like I ran over a land mine and exploded.  Luckily, sag support was nearby (driven my Riccardo's wife, Cynthia) and she drove me to the hospital in SLO.  After waiting a number of hours, the doc said I didn't need surgery, but needed to give it a number of weeks with a arm brace.  I ended up staying on the trip to Santa Barbara, sagging and drinking beer.  I think I was off the bike for about 7 weeks.

7.  May 2016 (I think).  While descending See Canyon Road in SLO, we got to the bottom, ready to fly over a cattle catcher, after which the road turned to dirt.  I made a commitment to ride over the cow catcher pretty fast, making it smoother.  But unfortunately, the guy in front of me (Matt) stopped short, forcing me to veer left, lose control in the dirt and crash into some poison oak bushes.  It hurt a bit, but I got up and rode back to the hotel more worried about catching poison oak than any injuries.  I bagged up the clothes, took a shower and didn't catch anything!  And I rode the rest of the ride, achey for a day or so, but surviving no worse for the wear.

8.  October 2018.  Trying to avoid some stupid fuck coming off the bike path into the street (Peralta) while heading home, I twisted the front wheel of the mountain bike, stopped short, fell and landed on my left knee.  Ouchie and road rash.  Otherwise, I was just fuming from the dick who caused the crash and never looked back.

9.  The big one.  Nov 28, 2018.  I crashed on a wet corner on Wildcat Canyon Road, breaking my pelvis.  See the last entry for the gorey details!  At the time of this writing, I've been off the bike for 10 weeks.  But I have been on a trainer for well over a month.  That's the good news and I hope to be outside soon!

That's enough.